Is something on your mind? Do you need help with your homework? Do you want to write me a letters? You have the ins on a secret tasty-treat project that Hostess is cooking up in their top secret food labs (IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO WORKS THERE LET ME KNOW I WANT TO GO THERE)!! Do you want to ask me out on a date? Do you have a great recipe for donuts? I can go on and on and on and on but I have to take breaks for breakfast, lunch and dinner and snack time because that’s when I eat.

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