Thanksgiving Day is a time to be around your family and eat lots of food. It’s also time to hate being around your family and hate yourself for eating lots of food. That’s why we came up with one of the best ways to avoid your family on this Thankful of all days: we’ve updated Fat Kid Ninja.

In this all new “2.0″ version of the game we’ve added heart stopping bonus rounds, deadlier ninja stars, new ways to score more points and more vegetable carnage. It’s really more fun now and the Fat Kid is just as cute as ever!

Happy Thanksgiving ya’ll.

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Fat Kid Ninja: Video Diary Fun Vlog 1

HIYA, FRIENDS!

Heya party people of the world! You can now follow MEEEEE on Instagram if ya like. I’m gonna post pictures of stuff when I have my iPhones out and add filters and things like I’m old timey and stuff. Gonna be sooo much funnnnnnnn.

My username: FatKidNinja

Add me!

New Epic Game Trailer is the same as the old Epic Game Trailer, except this one tells you that the game is now in the App Store…well, because it’s now in the App Store, silly. Love you.

FRIENDS! You can now get my new iPhone game – GO TO THE APP STORE RIGHT NOW AND EAT IT UP. I LOVE YOU!!!

So these are some of the very, very, very, very, very, very bad guys who are trying to kill  me.  I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, ESPECIALLY YOU, MR. BRUSSELS SPROUT, I HATE YOU THE MOST. I WANT YOU TO DIE SO BADLY IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNNNNNNY.

As you can see, each of the enemies has a certain amount of armor to them. Usually, leaves or something else that is green and disgusting.  The tomato, he is the weakest off them all but he rushes at you like SPAZZZZZZ and then he blows up. Some of them throw stuff, some of them are just big and gross. I use my sword, ninja stars and special attack moves to slaughter them. AND I WILL.

For your iPhones in Aprils.

DON’T I LOOK SWEET!?!?!?!